- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Hello Braydon

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

hi. thats what she said.

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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