- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

You should never talk to strangers.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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