- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.