If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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