- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

why do you care?

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

do you want to hear a joke?

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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