What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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im black

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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