Girls Basketball.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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man boobs

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1 Jew XD

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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This is an anti-joke.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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