- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Your mother is a man.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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