What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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1 Jew XD

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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man boobs

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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