What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

a potato flew around my room

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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