- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

asian, do math

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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