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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

YEAH THEY DO.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Ham sandwich

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.