- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

fart+fart=poop

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??