A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Are you a human?

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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