Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

hit the thumbs down button

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Womens rights

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Joey mayer's face

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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