- Anti Joke

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.