Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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your father died

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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