- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

I enjoy anal.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

.....Carrot Top....

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Good boy

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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