A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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