- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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