- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Your social life.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

This is an anti-joke.

I enjoy anal.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

i saw your mom, i said hi

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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