The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Anti-joke.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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what time is it? 3:16

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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