Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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mark is mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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