What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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