How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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my friend is gay hes gay

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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I like hats XD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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