Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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