A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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I am a nigger.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

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