- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

I have Alzheimer. What?

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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