- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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