- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Life is an elephant, get married.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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