- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Jason Connor.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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