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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

who is mark

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Good boy

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

knock knock!! kanye west

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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