- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

for keeps?

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

I'm gay. No homo.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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