Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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read this

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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connor sucks

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Gay's rights

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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