A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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1 + 1 = 3

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Yo daddy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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