Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Dubstep < Music

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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