I am a n1gger.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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