Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Comedy.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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