- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

THE GAME

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

No. Yes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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