- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Trashcan!

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Hearpin my durp

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