drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What's cold and icy? Ice

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

A black man in a country bar.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Why? Because!

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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