Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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