- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

I saw a shovel once.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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