- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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