- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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