Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

what do you watch ? a tv

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Heartlight

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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