- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Seth stock has a large penis

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

women outside of the kitchen

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Women.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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