Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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space is fun

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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A snake walks into a bar

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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