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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

obama's promises

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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