- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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