Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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poop

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Bake until golden at 375

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Knock Knock.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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*prepares this to get negged*

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