how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Heartlight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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