- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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