A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

wanna hear a joke? not really

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

this is a joke

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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