- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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