Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

The Pope

I Have a Black Friend

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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