- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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