You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

This is not a joke.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

poop

Bake until golden at 375

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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