How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Women's Rights.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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penis

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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