What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

The game!

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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