A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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This is not a joke.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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