Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Your mom.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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whats your name? bumder:)

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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