Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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the real mccoy

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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NASCAR

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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