you know whats weird about italians? their italian

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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